Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage